A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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