im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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