it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
