I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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