I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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