Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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