i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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