Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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