I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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