Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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