Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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