is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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