I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you guys were way drunker than both of me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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