I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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