When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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