my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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