Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He? As in you personified your dick?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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