Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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