More tranny stories later!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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