from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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