Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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