mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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