absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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