hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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