For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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