when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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