its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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