I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
my poor anus
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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