ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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