I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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