Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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