Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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