just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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