just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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