Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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