Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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