Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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