The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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