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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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