i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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