C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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