I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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