UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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