We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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