Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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