But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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