Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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