I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
i out mim tonsoeep
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