Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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