Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
