i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
