So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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