redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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