the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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