So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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