You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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