It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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