This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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