Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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